-wife says to husband-

"Look - I got invited to a 'party' and I won't have to buy a basket or jewelry or candles or even another plastic container! This party is different because I'm going to MAKE a page for a scrapbook! I'm going to learn how to put all those pictures we keep in a box into a photo album that will last lifetimes!"

FOR YEARS AFTERWARDS what can be heard in the home:

-"How much can a pair of scissors cost? And why do you need an entire cutting system if you bought scissors?"

-"The photo album was HOW MUCH? You HAD to get a paper trimmer too? Then please tell me ..what are the scissors for?"

-"How many magazines do you need to buy to be INSPIRED? And what's with all this paper?"

-"You want what for your birthday? A xyron? What the heck is a xyron?"

-"I don't understand why you need a digital camera. The 35mm I bought after college works just fine."

-"OUCH!!!! I just stepped on one of your %&*(*&% eyelets! "

-"MORE paper? You haven't even used up what you got already!"

-"First the camera, then the printer, what's next a scanner?"

-"I see..so if we get these target cubes you'll be able to see the paper you have and then you won't have to buy anymore?"

-"Son, how many times have I told you - You CANNOT play with MOMMY's tools!"

-"I don't get it ..why do we have to go to Lowes to get paint chips if we aren't doing any painting around here?"

-"Don't worry sweetie..we won't tell Mommy you borrowed her stickers to make Barbie look pretty."

-"You had a 40% off coupon and you still spent over $100??"

-"What do you need all this yarn for? You don't even knit! Do you?"

-"No dear. I do not know how to scan and stitch. Maybe someone on YOUR message board can help you there."

-"Who took Daddy's sandpaper?"

-"It's 11PM. Isn't that layout done YET?"

-"Shhh..don' t tell Daddy that Mommy borrowed his sandpaper."

-"Yes, I guess we can stop at that cute little scrapbook store during our vacation."

-"You're going to take a crap? I meant going to a crop... nevermind."


-"So who is this Becky Higgins and what's the big deal about her? She an actress or something?"

-"I thought you already had a sewing machine. So what's this one for?"

-"No..I've never printed on vellum before..YES. .I can help you figure out the right printer settings..but what the heck is vellum?"

-"Queen of the week doesn't mean you won't still make dinner, right? Right? Whew."

-"You just joined a what? A swap? I'm really happy for you honey."

-"MORE paper? What's so special about this 'BRAZIL' paper?"

And the hardest one of all...

-"Where did all these boxes of pictures come from...I thought you were going to put them all in a scrapbook! "

Postat av: Karin

Hahahaha... Vad roligt! Fast pappa är snäll här hemma och klagar inte på oss...

2008-04-30 @ 17:23:52
URL: http://karinsvarldar.blogg.se/?c=1206480324
Postat av: Marja


2008-04-30 @ 22:28:26
URL: http://marjasverkstad.blogspot.com/
Postat av: stina ~maräng~

*skrattar så tårarna sprutar!*
Kram! Stina

2008-05-01 @ 13:48:48
URL: http://stinamarang.blogg.se
Postat av: ulrika_m

*fniss* det här var riktigt riktigt roligt! Tack för ett gott skratt! :))

2008-05-03 @ 19:29:18
URL: http://macgregor.webblogg.se/scrap
Postat av: krumeluran

ha ha ha, den var bra.... hoppas det är ok att jag lånar den och lägger upp på min blogg också :)

smarriga cupcakes ni gjort, önskar att jag kunde få.... men jag har satts på restriktioner efter aatt ha fått handla både ett chopstick och ett mademoiselle alfabete den här helgen, 30 min träning på varje timme scrappande.

Ha en bra helg


2008-05-03 @ 19:35:44
URL: http://www.krumelurans.blogg.se
Postat av: Jonas

Precis så är det... Varför kan ni inte ha som hobby att klippa gräset? Eller spela dataspel? Alltså något som vi alla kan ha glädje av??? Hehehehe....

2008-05-06 @ 11:02:36
URL: http://theresias.blogg.se
Postat av: marianne

På begäran kommer här en lektion o att göra hjärtan.
Skriv så här

Så blir det ett hjärta vill du ha flera i rad skriver man detta en gång för varje hjärta.
Har fått tipset från Pia(Vardagsrummet) i Arvika
Ltcka till! ♥ ♥ ♥

2008-05-06 @ 22:28:04
Postat av: marianne

Det bick ju inte så bra. När jag skrev vad du skulle skriva blev det ju ett hjärta. Får se om jag kan förklara ändå.
Skriv detta i en följd. Hoppas du fattar.

2008-05-06 @ 22:31:56

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